Title: Sexercise
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Blog Entry: It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to present the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent=12 Calories Without her consent=2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands=8 Calories With one hand=12 Calories With your teeth=485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection=6 Calories Without an erection=3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary=12 Calories 69 lying down=78 Calories 69 standing up=812 Calories Wheelbarrow=216 Calories Doggy Style=326 Calories Italian chandelier=2,912 Calories ORGASMS: Real=112 Calories Fake=1,315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging=18 Calories Getting up immediately=36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately=816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years=36 Calories 30-39 years=80 Calories 40-49 years=124 Calories 50-59 years=1,972 Calories 60-69 years=7,916 Calories 70 and over=Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS Calmly=32 Calories In a hurry=98 Calories With her father knocking at the door=5,218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door=13,521 Calories You got to admit this sounds like this would be a lot more fun than using the treadmill or riding a bike! Results may vary. Have fun today!
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