It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to present the results.



REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent=12 Calories
Without her consent=2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands=8 Calories
With one hand=12 Calories
With your teeth=485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection=6 Calories
Without an erection=3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary=12 Calories
69 lying down=78 Calories
69 standing up=812 Calories
Wheelbarrow=216 Calories
Doggy Style=326 Calories
Italian chandelier=2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real=112 Calories
Fake=1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging=18 Calories
Getting up immediately=36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately=816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years=36 Calories
30-39 years=80 Calories
40-49 years=124 Calories
50-59 years=1,972 Calories
60-69 years=7,916 Calories
70 and over=Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly=32 Calories
In a hurry=98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door=5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door=13,521 Calories

You got to admit this sounds like this would be a lot more fun than using the treadmill or riding a bike!
Results may vary.
Have fun today!

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