a couple of friends and i go to a kegger and commence to get royally slammed problem being that in order to get in or out of the house you had to climb a flight of stairs to the front door. well as we go to leave one of my more intoxicated frinds slips on a step and busts his ass. that being quite funny in itself was not enough. he continues to howl in pain for the next 10 minutes about how he thinks he broke his tailbone. well we pick his fat ass up and take him to the car for him to tell us that he wants to go to the hospital. so we go and he finally gets to the emergency room and laying on the table he tells me '' man if they try to stick me in my ass get me outta here''. well the doc finally comes in and asks him what happened and after the story looks at me and my buddies and says we need to leave the room. well the big baby on the bed gets this look in his eye like hes gonna cry and says why do they need to leave? doc says well I need to give you a rectal exam. A WHAT??? he says. so we start to leave and when were about 30 yards down the hall we hear him screaming and crying and the few words that I could make out was ''get your fingers outta my ass!!'' my friends and i broke down laughing and when we went back in he couldn't even look at us. he just said take me home.
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