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Stoplight Smacking Day... I don’t remember place driving to Brewskies in O’Fallon. I It all started once again with a lil Texas hold (drinking version). This was a couple weeks ago so im trying my hardest to remember exactly every event that took place that night. After getting just a lil blitzed me and 8 of my closes friends headed out towards the bar. We fit 4 deep in two cars. We where just driving along when we pulled to a stop light. Two young wanna be thugs, you know the kids I speak of usually preppy lil mommies boys from suburbs. Ya know mommies bought them everything so they think they tough gangsters got there hats turned just a lil to the left usually they start talking more then they can handle and then take off as fast as they can in the pretty new car there parents bought em. Any way back to the story at hand. These kids pull next to me and three of my friends. So I roll down my window as I do this these two wanna be thug justin timberlake idolizing fairies start cracking jokes (kids now listen its never a good idea to make fun of a car full of drunks no matter how fast your car is so just stop the hating man I mean damn we're at a freaking stop light why wouldn’t I get out!!) At this time im a lil disturb but I let it slide for the time being, so politely I asked the children to watch there mouths and just simply respect there elders they couldn’t have been any older then 18-19. Then my friends in the car behind me Said, "SMACK THE BASTARDS, DO IT SMACK EM!!!!" Well I look back over to em and the punks flick me off. In my inebriated state I decided these kids need to know there place in society as I see it. So still sitting at the stop light I jump right out while im walking to the car all they could say is, "what you think your gonna do," I gave him for warning telling him i was gonna smack the taste out of his mouth and I did in fact do so. He had his window open so I just reached right in and gave him a back hand then another nice tasty slap across the other cheek. Needless to say they where shocked as hell the only thing they could do as I stood there laughing was yell watch your back as they took off through the red light. (From Dennis St.charles)
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