I was a rookie freshman at Southwest Missouri State but I had some friends who
were older than me and could show me the ropes.  So we went to this little bar
in town one night older friends kept buying me pitchers of beer and filling up
my cup.  So I got ???ty drunk.  On the way home I was sitting in the
back of a friends car by a girl and guy i had just met that night.  I was
passing out and then I just projectile vomit all over this girl, and the front of my shirt.
Needless to say she wasn't too happy with me for a while.  So the pull
over on a side street off a main road.  I fall out of the car and crawl up someone's lawn
on my hands and knees and process with pukeing my guts out.  My friend got out
to help me and the cops roll up behind us with their lights going.  Im
struggling just to focus on the car, so then im like oh ???...not   even 21 yet,
i wasted, puking in someone else yard.   The cop walked up to talk to my
friend, he thought i was getting my ass kicked but we just told him I was
???ty drunk. But he was cool and let us go cause we had a DD.  My
friend to me to my suite in Blair shannon dorm where i continued to throwup in the bathroom
and pass out in the bathroom.  So im laying there with my shirt off, puke on me,
the ground, the toilet, and im shaking cause im on the bathroom floor.  One of
my roommates comes home and screams and runs and gets help cause he thinks I
was having a seizure. So I wake up with all these people asking me if
im ok and stuff.  They asked me if I remembered having a seizure and said no
you idiots im just ???ty drunk!

Tom St. Peters